CHILD ABUSE/STAER

STAER are touring Europe with Child Abuse, matching their harsh noise with proggresive, brutal, sludgy, thundering lumps of rhythmic terror topped with horrifically distressed, screeching guitar abstractions. Akin to Noxagt and fellow Norwegians Arabrot, STAER's newly-released debut album on Gaffer Recs (Mats Gustafsson, Weasel Walter, Don Vito etc) pummels your ears and skull with all the delicacy of a hungover slaughterhouse worker. Kjetil Møster/Staer split 12” out on Drid Machine/Mozart Kebab/Action Jazz now!

For fans of Melvins, Neurosis, The Locust.......

"Staer’s Happy Meal is comprised of 100% distorted, octave-pitched meat patty, two piercing blastbeat high-gluten buns, fresh saladcore and our house cunt-o-matic dressing. Choose between high-fat ringmodulator or cold filtered noise."

http://soundcloud.com/staer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv85kGCq-B0

CHILD ABUSE from New York City, bring together playfully wild keyboards, throbbed bass stabs, stuttering piledriver percussion and demonic vocal fits. Brutal, catchy, complex, dissonant grind. Child Abuse is the logical result of an entire generation raised by Nintendo and overbearing, Tipper Gore-admiring moms. "Reading is for people who don't vomit, and Morbid Angel lives in my closet!" the band seems to shout with its avalanche of Casio squeals, death-metal percussion and forgot-to-take-my-Thorazine howls. Child Abuse have several records available now through Lovepump United, Zum and Rock Is Hell, including their most recent album 'Cut And Run' and a self-released CDR collaboration with Major Murks.

For fans of The Locust, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Fuck Im Dead.....

"New York's Child Abuse is a gloriously confrontational band, mixing the incoherent glugs of death metal, the dissonant meander of 12-tone composition, the atonal squonk of free-jazz, blasts of ucky noise, and a wet gob of old-fashioned punk rock."
- The Village Voice

http://www.myspace.com/childabuse
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2010/03/premiere_child.php

Starköl finnes i baren/Strong beer i served in the bar

///Mother & Döttsboet