Someone has been asking me to do this for a while, so here it is. I thought he did the last 20 years just for a round number, so I doubled it. I guess it's supposed to be from the year you were born, but oh well. Tossed together in 15 to 20 minutes.

1968: The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Electric Ladyland
1969: Frank Zappa - Hot Rats
1970: Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath
1971: Black Sabbath - Master of Reality
1972: Deep Purple - Machine Head
1973: Alice Cooper - Billion Dollar Babies
1974: Blue Öyster Cult - Secret Treaties
1975: Queen - A Night at the Opera
1976: Thin Lizzy - Jailbreak
1977: Queen - News of the World
1978: Van Halen - Van Halen
1979: Motörhead - Bomber
1980: Dead Kennedys - Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
1981: Rush - Moving Pictures
1982: Venom - Black Metal
1983: Mercyful Fate - Melissa
1984: Metallica - Ride the Lightning
1985: Possessed - Seven Churches
1986: Slayer - Reign in Blood
1987: Sarcófago - I.N.R.I.
1988: King Diamond - "Them"
1989: Morbid Angel - Altars of Madness
1990: Pantera - Cowboys From Hell
1991: Death - Human
1992: Faith No More - Angel Dust
1993: Sleep - Sleep's Holy Mountain
1994: In Flames - Lunar Strain
1995: Down - NOLA
1996: Opeth - Morningrise
1997: Faith No More - Album of the Year
1998: King's X - Tape Head
1999: Tom Waits - Mule Variations
2000: Behemoth - Thelema.6
2001: Pig Destroyer - Prowler in the Yard
2002: Down - Down II: A Bustle in Your Hedgerow
2003: The Lord Weird Slough Feg - Traveller
2004: The Dillinger Escape Plan - Miss Machine
2005: Municipal Waste - Hazardous Mutation
2006: Muse] - Black Holes And Revelations
2007: High on Fire - Death is This Communion
2008: Earth - The Bees Made Honey In The Lion's Skull

Böhse Onkelz [3x]
Kreator [2x]
Venom
Testament
Scorpions
Slayer
At the Gates
Iron Maiden
Satan
Megadeth
Sodom
D.A.M.N.
Motörhead
Death
Blind Guardian

This is just a list of a bunch of cd's i've listened to lately, that obviously haven't been scrobbled.. because i am a complete scrobble whore.

-The Streets:
>Original Pirate Material
>A Grand Don't Come for Free (not ashamed to admit that i absolutely love it.)
>The Hardest Way To Make An Easy Living (eh, it was okay.)
>Everything Is Borrowed

-Jeff Buckley
>Grace

-Superjoint Ritual
>Use Once and Destroy (pretty shit, really. interesting idea though, but it just ends up being bad groovy-black/thrash. plus Phil's vocals dont fit.)

-Pantera
>The Great Southern Trendkill (their one album i've pretty much never listened to. really different from what i remember of it as a kid. not that bad actually.)

-Anthrax
>We've Come for You All (as much as i hate to admit it [which is a hell of a lot], this is a really great album. it is sooo not better than Among the Living though. lawl. it's not allowed to be!!)

-Motörhead
>Ace of Spades (i'd not actually heard this before [apart from a few songs that everyone's heard..] there is actually a slight degree of creativity to this album, which made it that bit cooler. fun listen.)

You know the drill. See if you recognise any of the first lines below and tell me who you think it is. List of the bands in the round follows.

1) Scar tissue that I wish you saw. Sarcastic Mister Know-it-all. - Scar Tissue

2) What I've got you've got to give it to your momma. - Give It Away

3) One source of energy, the ultimate discovery.
Electric blue for me, never more to be free.

4) The mid-twenty joys, around a heart that's black and blue.

5) The only thing I know is playing rock 'n' roll.

6) An angel's kiss, now fallen.
Descending scarlet cuts the sky.

7) Proud, proud is to hear it all yeah yeah.

8) Life is whittled, life's a riddle.
Man's a fiddle life plays on.

9) Get your party gown and get your pigtail down
and get your heart beatin' baby! - Tie Your Mother Down

10) Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look?

11) I never thought I'd miss you, half as much as I do. - It Must Be Love

12) See it, do you believe it? You can take it, or you can leave it.

13) Ideals are like opinions and beliefs just like tradition. Sometimes both are not enough.

14) Do you know the world is run by big corporations? Don't be a fool. Don't take part in the ignorance.

15) Long lost words whisper slowly to me, still can't find what keeps me here. - Haunted

16) Can you feel their haunting presence?

17) It's another November evening as you remember your way home.

18) Flying over darkened skies the battle will call, distant angels crying in the eye of the storm.

19) I have a problem but I cannot explain, I have no reason why it should have been so plain. - Roulette

20) Rock-a-bye baby, if you wanna dance. Grab yourself a body and take a chance.

21) You're the one I've waited for, I need your love more and more.

22) All of me, why not take all? Can't you see I'm no good without you?

23) Riot tonight, everybody let's go.

24) You must never forget the essence of your spark.

25) Well the devil's nipping at your heels and this time it's for real.

26) I feel insane every single time I'm asked to compromise.

27) I felt for sure last night that once we said goodbye, no-one else will know these lonely dreams. - 23

28) Maybe, I'm just not good enough for you.

29) There ain't no point holding back the tide, still gonna get ya. - Raincloud

30) I've never had too much, I've never had to lie.

31) Here we stand, or here we fall. History won't care at all. - Hammer to Fall

32) It's criminal. There ought to be a law.

33) Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht, neun, Aus. - Sonne

34) I got a story it's almost finished. Now all I need is someone to tell it to. - The World You Love

35) The fire in your soul is fading, when our worlds collide.

36) Dino, it's a jungle. Dino, the wicked wild!

37) I met my love by the gasworks wall. Dreamed a dream by the old canal.

38) He came from nothing, he tried them all. You gotta live low before you see them fall.

39) You're not where you are, only where you wanna be.

40) There's nothing wrong with me, there's something wrong with you.

41) Take advice from someone you know. You're living a lie and the path that you chose.

42) See all those people on the ground, wasting time.

43) Feel the tension of rejection, bleach it out with therapy.

44) You need cooling. Baby, I'm not fooling. - Whole Lotta Love

45) Keep it up, keep it up, you're gonna kill the kid.

46) The long and winding road that leads to your door. - The Long and Winding Road

47) Well you've heard about givin' sight to the blind.

48) Starry nights, city light coming down over me. - Are We the Waiting

49) Mother mother, tell your children that their time has just begun. - Keep the Faith

50) I fed the clues of a lost day killed in motion.

Artists

AC/DC x2
Alien Ant Farm
Aerosmith
Avenged Sevenfold
The Beatles x2 x1
Bon Jovi
Catch-It Kebabs
Coheed and Cambria
DragonForce
Dropkick Murphys x5!
Dream Theater
Eternal Tears of Sorrow
Evanescence
Fear Factory
Fumie Kumatani
Green Day
Jimmy Eat World x2
Led Zeppelin
Less Than Jake
Lighthouse Family
The Living End
Longview
Madness
Mindless Self Indulgence
Motörhead
NOFX x2
The Pogues
The Pretenders
Queen x2
Rammstein
Red Hot Chili Peppers x2
Simple Plan
Spineshank
The Suicide Machines
Stevie Ray Vaughan
System of a Down x3! x2
Tom Waits
The Used

Kingdom of Sorrow have released a ReverbNation tune widget featuring an exclusive cover of Motörhead’s “No Class” as well as a free download of “Lead Into Demise”. The widget also includes the tracks “Begging For The Truth” and “Buried in Black” from the band’s debut album. To access this widget and enter to win a Kingdom of Sorrow prize package, please click here.

KINGDOM OF SORROW have recently kicked off a string of headlining dates on their way to meet up with GWAR and label-mates Toxic Holocaust for a massive 12-week North American tour. This tour will take the band to over 70 cities all across Canada and the U.S. A complete listing of tour dates and cities can be found below.

As previously announced, Kingdom of Sorrow will be joined by Type O Negative’s Kenny Hickey for a portion of the tour dates while KOS’s Kirk Windstein tours with Down.


KINGDOM OF SORROW Tour Dates:

October 1 Jacksonville, FL Fuel Coffeehouse

***All Dates from October 2 thru December 20 w/ GWAR, TOXIC HOLOCAUST***

October 2 Ft. Lauderdale, FL Revolution
October 3 Orlando, FL The Club @ Firestone
October 4 St. Petersburg, FL Jannus Landing
October 5 Tallahassee, FL Floyd’s Music Store
October 6 Ashville, NC Orange Peel
October 7 Richmond, VA Canal Club (no GWAR)
October 8 New York, NY The Fillmore
October 9 New Haven, CT Toad’s Place
October 10 Buffalo, NY The Town Ballroom
October 11 Worcester, MA Palladium
October 12 Johnson City, NY Magic City Music Hall
October 13 South Burlington, VT Higher Ground
October 14 Clifton Park, NY Northern Lights
October 16 Sayreville, NJ Starland Ballroom
October 17 Norfolk, VA Norva Theatre
October 18 Baltimore, MD Sonar
October 20 Louisville, KY Club Oasis
October 21 Memphis, TN New Daisy Theatre
October 22 Urbana, IL The Canopy
October 23 Indianapolis, IN The Vogue
October 24 Grand Rapids, MI The Intersection
October 25 Detroit, MI Harpo’s
October 26 Columbus, OH Newport Music Hall
October 28 Cleveland, OH House of Blues
October 30 Chicago, IL House of Blues
October 31 Milwaukee, WI The Eagles Club
November 1 Minneapolis, MN First Ave
November 2 Cedar Rapids, IA Hawkeye Downs Speedway
November 3 Fargo, ND The Venue
November 5 Saskatoon, SK Odeon Event Center
November 7 Calgary, AB MacEwan Hall
November 8 Edmonton, AB Edmonton Events Center
November 10 Vancouver, BD Commodore Ballroom
November 12 Seattle, WA Showbox
November 13 Bend, OR The Midtown
November 14 Portland, OR Roseland
November 15 Spokane, WA Knitting Factory
November 16 Boise, ID Knitting Factory
November 17 Salt Lake City, UT The Great Salt Air
November 18 Reno, NV The New Oasis
November 19 Chico, CA The Senator Theatre
November 20 San Francisco, CA The Regency Center
November 21 Pomona, CA The Glass House
November 22 Ventura, CA Ventura Theater
November 23 San Diego, CA House of Blues
November 24 Los Angeles, CA House of Blues LA
November 25 Tempe, AZ Marquee Theater
November 26 Tucson, AZ Riaito Theatre
November 28 Albuquerque, NM Sunshine Theater
November 29 Englewood, CO Gothic Theatre
November 30 Kansas City, MO The Beaumont Club
December 1 Sioux Falls, SD Sioux Falls Expo Building
December 2 Sauget, IL Pop’s
December 3 Oklahoma City, OK Diamond Ballroom
December 4 Dallas, TX Palladium Ballroom
December 5 Austin, TX La Zona Rosa
December 6 Corpus Christi, TX Concrete Street Amphitheater
December 7 Houston, TX Warehouse Live
December 8 New Orleans, LA House of Blues
December 10 Lafayette, LA Grand Street Dance Hall
December 11 Mobile, AL Soul Kitchen
December 12 Atlanta, GA Masquerade
December 13 Myrtle Beach, SC House of Blues
December 14 Washington, DC 9:30 Club
December 16 London, ON Cowboys
December 17 Toronto, ON Opera House
December 18 Montreal, QC Club Soda
December 19 Providence, RI Lupo’s
December 20 Philadelphia, PA Electric Factory

Und wieder einmal zeigt die Langeweile ihr hässliches Gesicht...
Liest eh keiner, aber mir macht das ausfüllen Spass, also:

50 Fragen, die sich auf meine Top-50-Bands beziehen.

1.How did you get into no.29?
Korpiklaani
Ichh ab irgendwie die Tervaskanto in die Finger bekommen...

2. What's the first song you ever heard by no.22?
DragonForce
Prepare for War

3. Whats your favorite lyric by no.33?
Manowar
Die von „Hand of Doom“, würd ich sagen.

4. How did you get into no.49?
Arch Enemy
Ich hab von einem Freund die „Doomsday Machine“ und „Anthem of Rebellion“ bekommen...

5. How many albums by no.13 do you own?
EAV
11. (Schätzungsweise)

6. What is your favorite song by no.50?
Blind Guardian
Time Stands Still (At the Iron Hill)

7. Is there a song by no.39 that makes you sad?
Candlemass
Ja, Of Stars and Smoke

8. What is your favorite song by no.15?
Sonata Arctica
The Vice

9. What is your favorite song by no.5?
Motörhead
Killers

10. Is there a song by no.6 that makes you happy?
Samsas Traum
Eher nicht, jedenfalls fällt mir grad keiner ein. Obwohl, K.haos-Prinz und Wind-Prinzessin kommt dem noch am nächsten.

11. What is the worst song by no.40?
Gamma Ray
Kann ich im Moment eigentlich keinen benennen, müsste ich erst wieder nachhören.

12. What is your favorite song by no.10?
Axxis
Living in a World

13. What is a good memory you have involving no.30?
Rammstein
Kann ich mich an keine erinnern.

14. What is your favorite song by no.38?
Flogging Molly
Black Friday Rules oder Requiem For a Dying Song, da kann ich mich nicht entscheiden.

15. Is there a song by no.19 that makes you happy?
In Extremo
Ai Vis Lo Lop

16. Is there a song by no.25 that makes you sad?
Lordi
My Heaven Is Your Hell noch am ehesten, aber auch nicht wirklich.

17. What is the first song you ever heard by 23?
weto
tief

18. What's your favorite lyric by no.11?
Sabaton
„Captured in all you lies, fear is in your eyes
Creature who's gone insane, your war is in vain
Trapped in a cage of stone, we'll destroy your home
Consequence of your actions“
(In The Name Of God)

19. Who is a favorite member of no.1?
Fiddler's Green
Peter Pathos war genial, aber Albi ist auch nicht schlecht.

20. Is there a song by no.14 that makes you happy?
Die Apokalyptischen Reiter
Der Adler

21. What is a good memory involving no.27?
Schelmish
Das Veldensteiner Festival '07. :)

22. What is your favorite song by no.16?
Letzte Instanz
Morgenrot

23. What is the first song you ever heard by no.47?
In Flames
Dial 595-escape

24. What is your favorite album by no.18?
J.B.O.
United States of Blöedsinn

25. What is your favorite song by no.21?
Sodom
FIELDS OF HONOR

26. What is the first song you ever heard by no.26?
Children of Bodom
Müsste Sixpounder gewesen sein.

27. What is your favorite album by no.3?
Schandmaul
Mit Leib & Seele

28. What is you favorite song by no.2?
Therion
Call of Dagon

29. What was the first song you ever heard by no.32?
Rage
Orgy of Destruction

30. What is you favorite song by no.8?
Subway to Sally
Schneekönigin

31. How many times have you seen no.17 live?
Iron Maiden
Noch nie, aber schon zweimal eine Coverband, 667.

32. Is there a song by no.44 that makes you happy?
Rabenschrey
Götterkind

33. How did you get into no.12?
Iced Earth
Ich hab ein begeistertes Review zu „Framing Armageddon“ gelesen und die mir auf gut Glück mal gekauft.

34. What is the worst song by no.45?
System of a Down
Vicinity of Obscenity

35. What was the first song you ever heard by no.34?
Dimmu Borgir
Progenies of the Great Apocalypse

36. What was the first song you ever heard by no.48?
WIZO
Nix & Niemand

37. How many times have you seen no.42 live?
Goethes Erben
Leider noch nie.

38. What is you favorite song by no.36?
Megaherz
Kopfschuss

39. What was the first song you ever heard by no.28?
Amon Amarth
Death in Fire oder An Ancient Sign of Coming Storm war das....

40. What is you favorite album by no.7?
Nightwish
Dark Passion Play. Egal was viele sagen, die neue Sängern ist eine große Verbessung im Vergleich zur eh schon sehr guten Tarja.

41. Is there a song by no.31 that makes you happy?
Samael
As the Sun

42. What is your favorite album by no.41?
Deathstars
Termination Bliss

43. What is your favorite song by no.24?
ASP
Abschied

44. What is a good memory you have involving no.46?
Maryscreek
Meine erste Promo-CD zum reviewen (auf www.metalearth.de). :)
Der einzige Grund, warum die in den Top50 ist, ist der, dass ichd as besonders gut machen wollte und die bis zum Exzess gehört hab... :P

45. What is your favorite song by no.35?
Savatage
Doesn't Matter Anyway

46. Is there a song by no.9 that makes you happy?
Rhapsody
Holy Thunderforce

47. What is your favorite album by no.4?
HammerFall
Threshold

48. Who is your favorite member of no.37?
Saltatio Mortis
Seit er das Feuertanz '08 moderiert hat, Lasterbalk der Lästige Lästerliche. ;)

49. What is the first song you ever heard by no.43?
SuidAkrA
The Alliance

50. What is your favorite song by no.20?
Dropkick Murphys
Fields of Athenry

Und wieder einmal zeigt die Langeweile ihr hässliches Gesicht...
Liest eh keiner, aber mir macht das ausfüllen Spass, also:

50 Fragen, die sich auf meine Top-50-Bands beziehen.

1.How did you get into no.29?
Korpiklaani
Ichh ab irgendwie die Tervaskanto in die Finger bekommen...

2. What's the first song you ever heard by no.22?
DragonForce
Prepare for War

3. Whats your favorite lyric by no.33?
Manowar
Die von „Hand of Doom“, würd ich sagen.

4. How did you get into no.49?
Arch Enemy
Ich hab von einem Freund die „Doomsday Machine“ und „Anthem of Rebellion“ bekommen...

5. How many albums by no.13 do you own?
EAV
11. (Schätzungsweise)

6. What is your favorite song by no.50?
Blind Guardian
Time Stands Still (At the Iron Hill)

7. Is there a song by no.39 that makes you sad?
Candlemass
Ja, Of Stars and Smoke

8. What is your favorite song by no.15?
Sonata Arctica
The Vice

9. What is your favorite song by no.5?
Motörhead
Killers

10. Is there a song by no.6 that makes you happy?
Samsas Traum
Eher nicht, jedenfalls fällt mir grad keiner ein. Obwohl, K.haos-Prinz und Wind-Prinzessin kommt dem noch am nächsten.

11. What is the worst song by no.40?
Gamma Ray
Kann ich im Moment eigentlich keinen benennen, müsste ich erst wieder nachhören.

12. What is your favorite song by no.10?
Axxis
Living in a World

13. What is a good memory you have involving no.30?
Rammstein
Kann ich mich an keine erinnern.

14. What is your favorite song by no.38?
Flogging Molly
Black Friday Rules oder Requiem For a Dying Song, da kann ich mich nicht entscheiden.

15. Is there a song by no.19 that makes you happy?
In Extremo
Ai Vis Lo Lop

16. Is there a song by no.25 that makes you sad?
Lordi
My Heaven Is Your Hell noch am ehesten, aber auch nicht wirklich.

17. What is the first song you ever heard by 23?
weto
tief

18. What's your favorite lyric by no.11?
Sabaton
„Captured in all you lies, fear is in your eyes
Creature who's gone insane, your war is in vain
Trapped in a cage of stone, we'll destroy your home
Consequence of your actions“
(In The Name Of God)

19. Who is a favorite member of no.1?
Fiddler's Green
Peter Pathos war genial, aber Albi ist auch nicht schlecht.

20. Is there a song by no.14 that makes you happy?
Die Apokalyptischen Reiter
Der Adler

21. What is a good memory involving no.27?
Schelmish
Das Veldensteiner Festival '07. :)

22. What is your favorite song by no.16?
Letzte Instanz
Morgenrot

23. What is the first song you ever heard by no.47?
In Flames
Dial 595-escape

24. What is your favorite album by no.18?
J.B.O.
United States of Blöedsinn

25. What is your favorite song by no.21?
Sodom
FIELDS OF HONOR

26. What is the first song you ever heard by no.26?
Children of Bodom
Müsste Sixpounder gewesen sein.

27. What is your favorite album by no.3?
Schandmaul
Mit Leib & Seele

28. What is you favorite song by no.2?
Therion
Call of Dagon

29. What was the first song you ever heard by no.32?
Rage
Orgy of Destruction

30. What is you favorite song by no.8?
Subway to Sally
Schneekönigin

31. How many times have you seen no.17 live?
Iron Maiden
Noch nie, aber schon zweimal eine Coverband, 667.

32. Is there a song by no.44 that makes you happy?
Rabenschrey
Götterkind

33. How did you get into no.12?
Iced Earth
Ich hab ein begeistertes Review zu „Framing Armageddon“ gelesen und die mir auf gut Glück mal gekauft.

34. What is the worst song by no.45?
System of a Down
Vicinity of Obscenity

35. What was the first song you ever heard by no.34?
Dimmu Borgir
Progenies of the Great Apocalypse

36. What was the first song you ever heard by no.48?
WIZO
Nix & Niemand

37. How many times have you seen no.42 live?
Goethes Erben
Leider noch nie.

38. What is you favorite song by no.36?
Megaherz
Kopfschuss

39. What was the first song you ever heard by no.28?
Amon Amarth
Death in Fire oder An Ancient Sign of Coming Storm war das....

40. What is you favorite album by no.7?
Nightwish
Dark Passion Play. Egal was viele sagen, die neue Sängern ist eine große Verbessung im Vergleich zur eh schon sehr guten Tarja.

41. Is there a song by no.31 that makes you happy?
Samael
As the Sun

42. What is your favorite album by no.41?
Deathstars
Termination Bliss

43. What is your favorite song by no.24?
ASP
Abschied

44. What is a good memory you have involving no.46?
Maryscreek
Meine erste Promo-CD zum reviewen (auf www.metalearth.de). :)
Der einzige Grund, warum die in den Top50 ist, ist der, dass ichd as besonders gut machen wollte und die bis zum Exzess gehört hab... :P

45. What is your favorite song by no.35?
Savatage
Doesn't Matter Anyway

46. Is there a song by no.9 that makes you happy?
Rhapsody
Holy Thunderforce

47. What is your favorite album by no.4?
HammerFall
Threshold

48. Who is your favorite member of no.37?
Saltatio Mortis
Seit er das Feuertanz '08 moderiert hat, Lasterbalk der Lästige Lästerliche. ;)

49. What is the first song you ever heard by no.43?
SuidAkrA
The Alliance

50. What is your favorite song by no.20?
Dropkick Murphys
Fields of Athenry

WARNING- BAD HUMOR.

Scar Symmetry- If it wasn't for the growls in Holographic Universe, they would be representing Sweden in the next Eurovision contest.

Arch Enemy- Micheal and Chris gangbang Angela. In return she gets to be frontwoman.

Napalm Death- Lyrically, this band thinks they are U2. Being against racism and all, since when do Grindcore bands have lyrics on social matters? it's gotta be about guts,goreand phlegm.

Nine Inch Nails- Trent, cut your hair, your fringe looks so emo. Expressing your feelings in music is gay.

The Berzerker- WOW, YOU PLAY FAST AND LUKE LOOKS LIKE TYSON TOMKO.

Bloodbath- Basically Opeth without clean vocals and any melody.

Motörhead Wow, you guys don't know the meaning of repetition, do you?

Amon Amarth- Vikings no longer exist, stop going on about them. Go watch Time Team if you like that sought of stuff.

Cult of Luna- What the fuck are you saying? stop being so serious, I like Duran Duran too.

Strapping Young Lad- Heavy heavy blah blah, shit album.

Opeth- Making long songs doesn't make all your songs Progressive Metal.

Kings of Leon- Ditching your original British audience in order to get an American audience proves you guys have sold out.

Gorillaz- De La Soul looks like a monkey. Ironically, Damon's new project is called this.

Anaal Nathrakh- I thought you guys were never going to go live? lol Radiohead fanbois.

Tool- You hate your own country, that's a sin.

Muse- Radiohead with better riffs.

Soilwork- Newer stuff is awful, influenced by Creed and Slipknot.

Mastodon- Whale fans?

Van Morrison- You're a Protestant from Northern Ireland and you sing about being proud of your roots. Are you high?

Iron Maiden- They sell more merchandise than Linkin Park.

Boris- These guys rock. (sorry, can't diss)

Carcass- Really fucking stupid that more bands are influenced by your works after Necrotism.

Bolt Thrower- Stop playing WoW, you nerds.

Sonata Arctica- This band is cheesy as fuck. Like cheesier than DragonFarce.

Obie Trice- You rap about crap.

Nirvana- Alice In Chains>Pearl Jam>Nirvana. Fact.

Coffins- Using vocals as an instrument is really dumb.

Deathspell Omega- You guys are like SO Satanic, you believe Satan is God. Wooo, chill.

Paradise Lost- Their newer stuff really isn't as good as their older stuff.

Kadenzza- Hmm...Asian and you make Symphonic Black Metal? pretty fucked up.

My Dying Bride- Aron likes to mumble to himself during live sessions...

Red Hot Chili Peppers- All brilliant musicians, shame not all your songs are brilliant.

Rage Against the Machine- Reading is a shithole, playing there was a bad idea.

Katatonia- I would love to hear Jonas growl for lol's. Probably end up in hospital..

In Flames- "Newer stuff is shit, old stuff is good." Original.

Bethlehem- Newer stuff isn't good at all.

Death- If Chuck was still alive, they probably wouldn't get as much recognition as they do now.

Devin Townsend- His lyrics focus well too much on how HE is feeling, what the weather is like and being crazy.

Vinterland- They probably have so much material, just don't want to release it because they'll lose their "klvt" tag.

Anathema- Read Paradise Lost reason.

Manic Street Preachers- Nick Wire is an awful singer, just let James sing please.

Megadeth- Dave, just play guitar, don't open your mouth.

Absu- You wear Kilts and you're from Texas, wtf?

Dissection- Good band..

Unleashed- There isn't much stuff they do that you can't compare with Dismember and early Grave.

Morgoth- The vocalist likes Obituary, right? sounds exactly like John.

Dismember- They rip off early Entombed alot.

Keane- Use less of the piano and more effects plz.

Bal-Sagoth- Narrating your own songs is lul's

Moby- Bald.