2 be beat of Ambitions as a Ridah by 2pac!

Dana Cook a laymans crook
and he wrote the book
on how to get shook
Im freestyling this verse
off the top the dome
and Dana Cook
should just go home
Dana cook is the worst
chokes on my dick like bratwurst
Ill be driving a hurse
for him and his male nurse
Dana cooks a fag
oh yes he is gay
Im shove a pole up his ass
and hell like it
because he's gay
Ill be suckin his dick
Ill be makin him blow quick
lick x4

yo Dana Cooks a fag
this diss is legendary
theyll be playin this song instead of him
on comedy central TV

yo dane crook is gay
I saw him at the bay
san francisco
touchin little boys
gobblin coconuts
like in almond joys

Dane Crook stole a his jokes
from some of my favorite folks
queer as folk, hed like to get poked
by blokes and folks, joes and schmoes
he even stole this diss against himself
he diss himself, just to earn money
this is underground, underground rap
we rap for for the soul
dana crook works 4 dix
lick x4