Howdy again.

The previous list was just not long enough to contain them all. So instead of expanding it, I've created a new one, for all the horrible crimes-against-music that didn't fit into part 1.
This is 100% mainstream trash; not-so-famous bands have plenty of annoying tunes too, but flaming them just isn't as much fun.
Enjoy. Or not.

WARNING!!! HERE THERE BE PICTURES OF MUTANTS!!!

15 - James Blunt: You're Beautiful
http://www.themusicmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/james_blunt-gal-embarrassing.jpg

I don't know James Blunt. I don't know what kind of a person he really is, but the air of douchiness surrounds him like a shimmering…

Howdy.

I'm Anna & these are the 15 most irritating, nerve-grating, brain-killing, child-corrupting, seizure-inducing songs in music history. If you feel very, very masochistic, create a playlist of these, listen to it, then kill yourself. What, you're not suicidal? YOU WILL BE.

PARENTAL WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT! THE FOLLOWING JOURNAL ENTRY HAS PICTURES OF MUTANTS IN IT!!!

15 - Any & every song by Mariah Carey
http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/4597/mariahf.jpg

Take your pick.

14 - Labelle & a bunch of other bitches dressed up as whores: Lady Marmalade
http://music-video.com.ua/wp-content/img/lady-marmalade_01.jpg

This song is so indescribably retarded, it makes want to strangle a kitten, stomp a…

Granted, this is ancient history, but I'd still like to write a few words about the Nine Inch Nails live experience I had on the 25th of July before the year's over 'cause then it'd be definitely too late.

As all fans know, before the final world tour Trent Reznor has announced the end of NIN as we know it 'cause he's really happy and sober and has decided that vagina >>>>>>>>> fistfuck after all. He also stopped performing Closer at every single show 'cause he doesn't want to fuck everyone in the world like an animal anymore. Bummer.

Knowing…

So… It's late again, I'm sleepy, just scrolling down to answer a shout, and…

…I SEE THIS.
http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/vv77/AnnaDraconida/funny_shit/metaldicka.jpg

I have promptly immortalized the day when Lars Ulrich's Jr. was finally revealed as the lead member of the band. Everything you ever wondered about when it came to Metallica - answered in one simple picture.
I have trouble resisting the urge to make it my avatar. But it can hardly rival the combined asspower of Trent Reznor & Dave Gahan + the pubes of Maynard James Keenan when it comes to drawing attention to my profile. What's more, if I'd…

Because I have 1 full hour of free time in which I have nothing better to do, I will hereby count down the 11 albums I dig the most. 1 album per artist, otherwise this would end up being a heavily NIN/Apo dominated list. Why 11, not a Top Ten? Because Top Tens are all over the place, but a Top 11 is something radically noncomformist, inventive & original & further proof of my overall awesomeness. Heeere we go:

Black Light Burns: Cruel Melody
http://afool.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/cruel-melody.jpg

I was geniunely surprised by how good this music is. Even the cover art…

Oookay, this journal entry marks the end of my long absence from last.fm, and I intend to stick around from now on, but I'll still be traveling a lot over the coming months, so I might not whore up shoutboxes as I used to. Anyway, let's get to the point:

I would probably get banned if I posted this on the NIN forums. And believe me, it's the exact opposite of how I felt about Trent Reznor's lady love a month ago.
http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/vv77/AnnaDraconida/funny_shit/FREE_REZNOR.jpg

because
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PLUS

http://www.nuffield.ox.ac.uk/library/twitter_logo.jpg

PLUS

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PLUS

http://blogs.setonhill.edu/DenamarieErcolani/troll.jpg

EQUALS

http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/vv77/AnnaDraconida/funny_shit/trainwrecked.jpg

PS: Feel free to guess how…

…and I could hold it in my hands.
http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/vv77/AnnaDraconida/Still.jpg

I did it! None of the online shops ship it to this wretched country, but I did it! *cue Mission Impossible theme* I wonder if any other copies exist in Romania at all… Yeah, I'm very happy. This is the most precious part of my collection now.

Nine Inch NailsTrent ReznorStillThe FragileAnd All That Could Have Been

Seriously, dudes and dudettes… JUST HOW AWESOME IS THIS SONG & THE VIDEO???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bsXOcK9_Cw

Hats off to Depeche Mode, they've done it again! I'll be picking up a copy of this album the very day it's released!

Sounds Of The UniverseWrong Dave GahanMartin L. Gore

Sooo, last week I posted this journal entry about a bunch of big names in music that I consider overrated. Most of the replies have been surprisingly mature and cool, even from people who love the very bands I have mocked; because it's a personal journal entry and should be taken with a grain of salt, right? RIGHT?
No, WRONG, according to a certain metal-hearted individual out there who took a break from browsing the Net for gay porn and best offers on diet pills, freed his left hand of the beer bottle he'd been clutching all day, unglued his…

A brief overview of what's going on while I'm wasting my time on ANOTHER useless journal entry:
-My mother is listening to the Mutter album at a wall-shaking volume. In her language, "I'll come over and make you a pizza" translates to "I will listen to as much of your music as possible and try to make the neighbors sue you for noise pollution-AGAIN." Death Magnetic is next on her list…
-I'm pissed 'cause I bought a nice fat hamster for my snake and the damn beast just doesn't wanna eat it.
-I still don't know where I will jump…