This story is based on true events and will include many inside jokes.

Have you ever heard about the story of the Scotsman and the three faggots? Once upon a time there was this Scotsman, let's call him Robert Duffy. He liked to play with his weiner, and so did the three faggots; Z0la, AndyM and DrFlugel. One night when Mr. Duffy was really, really, reeeaaally aroused, he heard someone knock on the door. Who could it be? It was one of the three faggots, asking for some sugar. "Can I cum in?" DrFlugel asked, while gently rubbing his…

There's a girl on Last.fm that really likes me. She says so all the time. She likes what she sees and she wants more! It's understandable. I feel the same way about me. But this girl has been very naughty lately. She demands stuff from me. Forcing me to do things against my will. And I can't help myself from feeling slightly uncomfortable. It's like she just sees me as this amazing piece of body; this wonderful sense of humor; this irresistible charisma; these burning eyes of mine that just…MAKES YOU GO WILD!! BUT I'M SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT!!!…

It was raining. I wanted away from everything. The screaming. The abuse. The chaos. The soft drops of water had got into my clothes and I felt cold and shaky. I couldn't see much in the foggy atmosphere. And I didn't cry because I was bleeding from my mouth. I cried because I felt alone. A loneliness I had always felt deep inside. And how many times hadn't I ran here before? Same road. Same feelings. But what was the point of running? I always ended up at the same spot anyway.

But there was a reason I always ran…

Christian. That's my name. It's not my choice. It's never been my choice. But I've learnt to appreciate it through time. Something we all can relate to. Time. It's not always we have it. It's not always we get it. But it's always there.

Time is both a liberator and a torturer. It extinguishes even the most sparkling of flames in our loving relationships. It keeps you locked against your will. And will not let go. Until it's chosen its destiny. Time is also the bandage of healing. It gives you perspective. It nurses you into safety and drives you…

It was a Wednesday morning 1999. I was twelve years old and thought I had my whole life ahead of me.

I woke up with the feeling that I didn't know where I was. My eyes were drawn at the place my alarm clock usually stands. To my surprise it wasn't there. Because there now stood a big and ugly man and starred at me. I couldn't help myself from feeling a tingling sense of discomfort when I observed the ugly man. My first thought was to scream, "get the hell out of my bedroom!", but after a quick look…

Michael Jackson… I miss you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcNamirwTaY
No one, absolutely no one, in the history of music, has impressed me more than Michael Jackson; it was not only the way he sang and danced, it was the way he carried himself on the scene; his unique style and innovation; the way he pushed everything forward. Other artists remember lyrics and moves - Michael Jackson WAS his lyrics and moves; it just seemed to be who he was. He didn't have to think about it - he was music.

I also adored Michael deeply for what he did as a human being;…

This journal will be used to keep track of things that I find interesting.
Anything from users, to groups and statistics.

Users
http://www.last.fm/user/aliekens
http://www.last.fm/user/Swider10
http://www.last.fm/user/a-Algebra
http://www.last.fm/user/LAST.HQ
http://www.last.fm/user/Raphdabumbling
http://www.last.fm/user/randombob18

Groups
http://www.last.fm/group/Instrumental+music+that+makes+you+feel

Statistics & Info
http://www.last.fm/group/Stats
http://www.normalisr.com/
http://lastfm.shikaka.net/
http://crosbow.peterpedia.org/lastfm/?nick
http://anthony.liekens.net/pub/scripts/last.fm/supereclectic.php
http://www.last.fm/group/Sites+that+scrobble+to+Last.fm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_online_music_databases

What is The Gutschi Show? It's my own personal Youtube channel. It was created 24th October 2010 and has grown larger ever since. Currently, it has over 9100 videos (distributed on 93 playlists) reaching over 1100 hours.

Where can the channel be found?
http://www.youtube.com/ChrisVGutschi

Public Playlists
Acoustic Sessions
Anarchism!
[url=http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5599EAE968FA8EC0&feature=plcp
]Animals & Nature
Anti Religion
Armin Van Buuren - A State of Trance
Bodybuilding
Bon Iver
Charlie Veitch
Chill with the Chrill
ChillaX ChillZ
Chiptune/Bitpop/Electropop
Classical Pieces
Cool Down Mr. Chrille
Daft Punk
Disco Connection!!!
Eminem
Enigma
Entertainment
Enya
Explosions in the Sky
Female Singers
Filip & Fredrik
Gyllene Tider…

What is A State of Chrille? It's a weekly press statement I do on the site Xperteleven. Each episode features five random tunes and was introduced for the first time 6th January 2012. The name 'A State of Chrille' is inspired by Armin van Buuren's radio show 'A State of Trance'. Follow ASOC on: Spotify and/or Grooveshark.

Update: On March 18th 2013 I decided to cancel A State of Chrille due to one of my episodes getting removed by the administrator. Why? It didn't follow the exact guidelines - which may be true technically but offered happiness to others.…