Tristaniel

Aye, 'tis me! A dashing Dane (1/8 Pole) teaching upper secondary school students the joys of The Crusades, Americanisation, World War I and zombies.
Born with an Ivanhoe complex, a non-psychopathic version of chivalry and a past in the glorious 3rd Signal Battalion; it is no wonder that I regard anything "WARRIOR!" as utter greatness. My own exploits in that field at the moment are, sadly, restricted to a life in the Reserves. Nevertheless, remember:

1. We may be trÿste, but we are never emo! Yes, this means that Bon Jovi, Whitesnake and Sonata always will vanquish that Panic! For My Chemical Tokio Valentine thing...
2. All men support the Pittsburgh Steelers!
3. The token quote:
That's what the Minstrel sings
Join in the horrible screams
Take part in murderous deeds
Renowned be the lion-hearted
Join in the minstrelsy
Wailing and endless screams
Broken bodies lay down on the ground

Deus lo vult, maties ;)



5,000 (+ 7,000): Tristania - Tender Trip on Earth
6,000: HammerFall - On The Edge of Honour
7,500: Howard Shore - Minas Morgul
8,000: HammerFall - Steel Meets Steel
9,000: Tristania - Evenfall
10,000: Manic Street Preachers - The Second Great Depression
15,000: Manowar - Call To Arms
20,000: Blind Guardian - Battle of Sudden Flame
25,000: Sonata Arctica - Silver Tongue
30,000 KISS - Love Gun
40,000: HammerFall - Natural High
50,000: Poets of the Fall - Lift
70,000 Epica - Quietus
I do wonder how long I'll feel like going on with this noting tracks of epic numerals. Of doom.