Converge - Every song is about fucking love

maudlin of the Well - Pretentious bullshit, trying to be "experimental".

Boris - Japan LOL

Drudkh - Total Nazis trying to be poetic.

Ulver - ELECTRONIC MUSIC NOW? you guys sound like fucking daft punk, faggots.

Sonic Youth - Artistic faggots, stop releasing albums and do something useful.

Kayo Dot - motW trying to be even MORE eclectic.

Protest the Hero - Skinny faggots who think PROGRESSIVE MUSIC IS AWESOME AND LOVE DRAGONFORCE, why the fuck do you sing like a whiny emo bitch? stop it already. And you're Canadian, that says it all.

Envy - EMOS

Neurosis - Trying to play sludge music with a new name, what the fuck were they thinking? bullshit.

Isis - Neurosis copycat, but they're skinny and with glasses and trying to sound intellectual trying to save metal for "barbarians".

Infidel?/Castro! - I don't understand their name, and the music is all over the place.

Venetian Snares- Stop releasing the same album over and over again
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Autechre - Who the fuck wears windbreakers? seriously.

Aphex Twin - Refer to Venetian Snares

Boredoms - Using 77 drummers at once? clever, you cunts. Go suck pitchforks dick.

Nick Drake - LOL, depression took over your life pretty quick, eh?

La Quiete - Emo cunts who can't even play the drums.

Fantômas - Mike Patton can't sing worth shit, and the Melvins are awful.

Porcupine Tree - Without Steven Wilson you guys are worth shit, and he is a fucking kike lover.

Pg.99- Worst name in the history of music, and so were their albums.

The Angelic Process - I can't listen to your fucking instruments without the wall of sound, it's tedious and its getting old... Oh wait! You're not releasing another album, are you?

Jesu - Stop releasing so many albums in one fucking year, they all suck.

Mastodon - Whalecore, whaaaaaaaaaat?

Time of Orchids - Toby Driver cocksuckers.

Oh No - You are the worst musician in your family.

Ruins - Your music is all over the place in a BAD BAD way.

Agalloch - Most overrated band EVER. Stop singing about the woods faggots.

Sylvain Chauveau - Why can't you do an album that's not 2 minutes of silence between each fucking song?

Mr. Bungle - Patton, LOL

Battles - Every band you guys have been on fucking suck and this is no exception, and Mr. Braxton your father OWNS you literally.

King Crimson - You guys are old, just quit already.

Pelican - Refer to Isis.

Blacklisted - LOL, modern hardcore is a myth.

Orchid - Scenester music fuck off.

Nashgul - Learn to spell, spics.

Portishead - Pitchfork's best friend, dirty hipsters.

Miles Davis - Junkie, crazy and nigger.

Neil Perry - Go back to You and I please, not another Jersey fucking band.

Charles Bronson - Great name, too many fucking songs douchebags.

Have a Nice Life - Pretentious rich boys from Connecticut, now everyone wanks with you guys...pretentious cover btw.

Insect Warfare - Four simple words... DEATH TO FALSE GRIND.

Spazz - Charles Bronson are better, so if they are shit you guys must be fucking jews.

Manu Chao - French trying to be spic.

Machetazo - Mexicanos grindcores.

Glassjaw - Stop whining in every fucking song. And you guys pulled a Chinese Democracy pretty damn well, assholes.

Fugazi - The Bob Dylan's of the pop/post hardcore movement...and Dylan sucked.

Matmos - Faggots, like yeah... They are lovers, 'nuff said.


William Basinski - LOOOONG SONGS are not cool.

Alva Noto & Ryuichi Sakamoto - Don't try to be all so "oh cool we play minimal structured piano masterpieces" because you don't, Japan LOL.

Special thanks to my slavic friend, Anthony or known in the underworld as: http://www.last.fm/user/vast_