The song choice wasn't as easy as last time. Nobody writes any cool songs about being 23.
At least, not anything with words.

But I guess I'm desperate… and now I'm a 23kid.
Yeah, kinda a stretch. It was that or some song about Jesus.

Wow.

My brother got engaged when he was 23.
I feel like I should be an adult.
This is… interesting.
Wish me luck.

Don't know what I'm supposed to do.

millencolin

So the other day I went to the grocery and bought a bunch of stuff. But one of the things I bought was a 1 lbs bag of cookies for $2. That was a pretty good deal, I thought.

So since then I've been thinking a lot about just how many cookies that is for $2. And when people say like "Hey Alex I got a great cheeseburger last night for $5", I say "Hey friend, you could have gotten 2 1/2 lbs of cookies for that much money."
Then they are usually pretty sad. Because even though cheeseburgers are…

Ok actually I am.

Wow, that was pretty bad. I was too lazy to even try and hide my laziness for an entire line. I guess you could have gotten maybe 4 letters into the first sentence before you knew I was lying. Maybe 6 if you're not very astute. You know it's bad when I'm too lazy to post on my journal, and instead I just sit around doing nothing. Because typing is too much work. And thinking. And coming up with thoughts more complex than these.

Let's see what I did tonight.

- I read a few chapers…

You'll be happy to know that I finally gave up and tried, and no, making hot tea with iced tea bags doesn't result in any explosions.

I really need to go buy groceries. I've been staring at the same box of cereal all week but I have no milk. Plus, I could really go for some cookies. And I think all the halloween candy will be on sale.

I saw this somewhere, and I thought it would be absolutely hilarious if I did it too. Like, HILARIOUS.

Ok, the idea is that you take your top million artists, and divide…

Sigh.

This was bound to happen eventually. I have nothing to write about at all. I guess I could be like "Hey yeah go Rutgers! Louisville sucks!" Or I could be like, I really don't understand how a deaf dumb and blind kid could play mean pinball. Or why the fact he can't talk makes a difference. Or hearing, really. You know, that song doesn't make any sense at all.

Man, I must be really desperate to fill up space.

Which is the only explanation for putting these sentence on separate lines.

If I was ever in a tribal drum…

So wednesday night is bowling night, because that's the night I bowl. My teammates usually bribe me with gifts of food to ensure we continue our winning ways, and tonight was no different; I was feasting on tootsie rolls and went hom with a 3 lbs loaf of home made bread.

Tonight, for the first time, I was given the gift of music. No, I don't have the world famous guitar legend Esteban on my team (did you know he was in a car crash and was unable to play guitar for 87 years?), but one of the guys on…

No?

Well, long ago, there was and farmer who lived in the country with his beautiful daughter and his trusty old dog. He was very protective of his daughter, and every time he left the house - even just to milk the cows or walk the fields - he would turn to his dog and say "Dog, you stay right by this door. If anyone but me comes by, you know what to do."

Every Sunday the farmer would go into town to sell his goods, and when he left early in the morning he would tell his dog the…

Hmm, I've got like TWO things to write about, and I'm not sure if I should waste them both on one entry. After all, I've got to write about stuff tomorrow night too. I guess I could just spend some time talking about my day. Or about the thought process behind writing this post. And how I can fill up space talking about what I was thinking when I was writing this post. And how I was trying to figure out ways to fill up space.

Tomorrow is election day, so we don't have any class. That will give me…

I think I'm going to start writing journal entries every night at… whatever time it is now. The hard part is going to be coming up with stuff to write about, but if I've got nothing I'll just paste a bunch of music lyrics. Which will most likely be wrong.

Everyone knows Electric President is the best, and they're on Morr Music, so tonight I'm listening to like every album Morr has ever released because I've got nothing better to do. I guess I'd have more to write about if I waited until later to post this…
hmm…

Maybe that…