Put your entire collection on shuffle. Read through each of the following questions, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. NO CHEATING, you must use the song that comes on.

Lifted from polyesterrash. Much thanks...


1. How does the world see me?:
Stranger Song
Considering I spent New Year's Eve with my cat, I really can't argue.

2. Will I have a happy life?:
Ride Into the Sun
Sounds good, but I can only imagine the bursting into flame bit.

3. What do my friends really think of me?:
The Weight
Did my collection just call me fat? Perhaps it's just emotional baggage.

4. Do people secretly lust after me?:
Ain't No God In Mexico
I...have no idea how to interpret this one. Doesn't sound positive, though.

5. How can I make myself happy?:
Ten Years Ago
Good idea. Live in the past. Or maybe stop doing that? Hmm...

6. What should I do with my life?:
The Fall of the House of Usher
Oh, fuck.

7. Will I ever have children?:
Mary
Immaculate conception?

8. What is some good advice for me?:
Girls Talk
Preach it, Elvis.

9. How will I be remembered?:
Domino
"They love him so that cat called Domino..."

10. What is my signature dancing song?:
Autumn Leaves
Melancholic and romantic. That's the only way to dance.

11. What do I think my current theme song is?:
Super Sex
In my dreams. However, I do "got the whiskey."

12. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?:
Bring My Car I Feel to Smash It
Ironically, I do need new brakes. I wish that was a joke.

13. What song will play at my funeral?:
Big Black Mariah
Damn...that's spooky!

14. What type of men/women do you like?:
Good Times, Bad Times
Yes, that's true. I prefer my women bipolar.

15. What is my day going to be like?:
Play With Your Poodle
>.>

16. Will I ever have love again?
Miles Davis
Thanks, Miles. Alright, time for a drink.