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Bullet For My Valentine explained

30 Ağu 2008, 17:24

One day, Satan took a dump over Wales. He was inspired to create a band out of his own shit. He was listening to My Chemical Romance - Helena on his Ipod and suddenly Metallica - Mama Said came on cause it was on shuffle. So the shift from beautiful emotional music to heavy fucking metal gave him a brainstorm............And thus he modeled 4 little girls from his excreta and gave them instruments and also his ipod and that's how Bullet For My Valentine was born. And yes, he cast a satanic spell on the masses of unsuspecting pimple faced teenage dipshits all over the world to support the band and make them rich. And he taught them how to play power chords and create the most inane riffs even Lamb of God would turn down and also he taught them to make these really bad and mostly worthless guitar leads that would impress guitar pro kiddies worldwide. BFMV are very grateful to father satan for all this and occasionally goes to visit their birthplace, the one and only unholy asshole.

Now I shall review their song Waking the Demon from Scream.Aim.Fire

The actual meaning of the song is about the painful experience of Tuck getting anally penetrated for the first time. Waking the Demon is a song about coming out of the closet. It was initially titled Waking the Homosexual but in order to look evil and metal, it was changed to Waking the Demonic Homosexual but producers thought it was too long and decided to omit the 'Demonic' part. But due to a mix up, it was finally titled Waking the Demon.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Notice the initial pain he undergoes as the big hairy biker guy invades him.

Waking The Demon,
Where'd you run to?
Walking in shadows,
Watch the blood flow

The chorus is about Tuck realizing that he was a homosexual from the beginning. He is now watching the blood flowing from his deflowering, kinda reminds me of that part from Caligula.

[Breakdown X2]
Breathe for me
Don't wake me from this slumber.
Stay With me
Possession taking over


The overall pro gay power of the song comes into full force during the breakdown. He feels the powers of homosexuality taking him over and he doesn't want to be straight anymore. He thus feels so liberated.

[Outro]
Waking The Demon!

So in the end, he goes on to wake the 'demons'/homosexuality of his fellow band mates.

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